I Don't "Feel" Tardy

October of last year, I decided I was: "Going to quit writing this thing." I lied, was incarcerated in some foul foreign prison, got lost on the way home from the whorehouse, fell into the Porta-Potty, had some mysterious disease, etc., but: Have Risen from The Dead." Just in time for Easter. How convenient.

The thing is: Nobody reads this but me. Do I care? Probably a little bit. Maybe some people DO read it, by mistake or while searching for something and scratch their heads, mumbling their way off to some other blog. I don't know.

Sucky Winter around here. WET! Not particularly COLD but, WET! El Cheezno Weather Trend. That thing that raises Hell with the West Coast every few years. I hear we : "Need The Water." Fine. All the reservoirs are FULL and the rivers are FLOODING. It can stop now. It's warm enough to go out and play.

Tons of Dead Rock Stars n' shit this year... "Bon Voyage, Amen." The Groove Cats of My Generation are dropping like flies.

07:00 here at the Anchovy Helm. Listening to Van Halen for breakfast. Coffee, too, of course. I bought a French Press coffee maker and shit-canned the old  basket filter Energy Pig thing I had been using. The coffee tastes better but, doesn't stay warm/hot for all that long. Drink fast, Squab!

Anyway: Just a quick note to allow for the oft chance that one soul might actually be wondering "Where that guy went..." Fuck you. It's none of your business/we'll catch up on that U.P.I., later.

It's almost REAL Baseball Season again. Yay! Even watching Cactus League screw-ups is fun compared to: "No Baseball." The Giants are off to another M.O.T.R. Season. Typical. Mad Bum got cheesed off at a runner the other day. Works for me.

Bought myself a Nikon Digital Camera since the last time I scratched words electronically. So, you can expect a few original photo's now and then. If I ever take any good ones, that is. I'm a Film Guy. Digital is WEIRD, for me. I have zero knowledge of Photo Shop and the like. I question whether or I not I even feel like using an application like that to Doctor photo's. The stock versions of images are fine with Automatic Exposures and Focus. I didn't buy the thing to be Artsy. Again, "I'm a Film Guy." I prefer that Witchcraft to the Digital Version.

"Good Morning. Now, SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK!" (Typical Captain's A.M. Greeting)

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-Doc