2. Please come over and get your girlfriend's shoes. They're stinking up the place.
3. Congratulations! You've won an lifetime supply of Bat Guano!
4. There is intelligent life on Earth.
5. Have I got a surprise for you!
6. Free Beer! Tomorrow.
7. Your FICO credit score is 900.
8. Arkansas is in the United States.
9. The Grateful Dead are getting back together. Jerry was just kidding.
10. E.G.B.A.R.. (Everything's Gonna' Be All Right.)
11. We Don't Mess Around.
Now, put your Clown Nose on, wear your pants backwards and go downtown.
-Doc
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