NO SATISFACTION, GUARANTEED

Vendors of all kinds: Guarantee Satisfaction. Usually there is some kind of small print at the page bottom that opts one in for Dissatisfaction. "Roll Over, Play Dead. Wash Your hands Three Times Per day..." It's a Devo thing.

This will be a short post I am "waiting" for Satisfaction. I am currently NOT receiving that.

"Alas, poor Lenovo, I knew him..."

-Doc