Mele Kalikimaka!

No, I'm NOT "there." But, I have been. Five years. Lots of jobs, lots of stories, lots of names to drop, rank to pull, Staph pock marks on the legs (everybody gets 'em), etc., etc..

So... "Mele Kalikimaka e Makahiki Ho!"

Yea, we all: "Wish We Were THERE." Anyplace warm where you don't care if the lights stay on or not.

Absolutely no reason for this video:

 

Or, THIS One...

You get the idea...

Yadda-yadda-yadda...

And...

-Doc "Holo Holo" Anchovy