The Actual News:

First of all: I Love watching Stephen Colbert: "Do what he does." (Defy political gravity, rub O'Nearlly's nose into some of the most vile doggie diarrhea imaginable, poke fun at both Parties, present The News as satire, etc..)

I suppose that the thing that I see as most exciting about tonight's broadcast is that President Obama is on the show. He even covered Stephen's segment on: "The Word." He chose to title the segment as, "The Degree." A wonderfully tongue in cheek delivery. All-In-All, I see a future for him (Obama) as a counterpart/opponent to the disgusting, slobbering, "right wing" hairballs of broadcast news that pass for "journalism" in these here United Snakes. For instance, I would: "Rob, pummel and brusquely insult Lou Dobbs, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and simply insult Glenn Beck's general intelligence into tearful submission.

Moving on to John Stewart: There is currently a bill before the U.S. Congress that would deny any and all benefits to members of the WW2 Era National Socialist Party Members. Republicans/Peg-Legged-Mad Scientists and Conservatives in general seem to be in opposition to this piece of legislation.

And: "people wonder 'why' I turn to the negatively satirical as one of my news sources."

I'm mostly Bavarian. Partially Ashkenazim. Almost fully German. It is my well-considered opinion that anyone that participated in the wholesale slaughter of a ostensible near eradication "race" (Culture) of people, based solely upon their membership of/with/to that race, should be hung up by their balls, tits, neck, throat, you-pick-the-body-part. Old Testament Rules. The fucking gloves just came off.

"Werner Von Braun can suck my dick." Space program or not. As if I'd let him. One of that dead bear blower's V-2's almost hit my Uncle as he was finishing up his hitch in the U.K. as a P-47d jockey and Base Commander.

"Teddy Fucking Williams Just Hit That Ball Over The Green Monster!" (The "Bear Jew." -from Inglorious Basterds.) I'd pick up that bat, any day of the week. Bend over, Werner...

God Bless America. Even the Really, Really, Weird Parts. Well, except the Fox Pundits previously mentioned. THEY can rim job Werner Von Braun (with all accompanying sphincteric vigor), any damned day of the year.

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-Doc's Y'er Uncle